Tag: humor
group name: grasswriting
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June 04, 2007 01:56 PM EDT --
--This is an extremely old parenting column I dug up to share. I wrote about 8 or 9 years ago. Even though the dog mentioned is long since gone, I still find it funny. (We had to give him away when . . . more
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July 12, 2007 03:40 AM EDT --
Breaking News: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
Reposting since I learned how to imbed URLs.
Officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to . . . more
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November 30, 2007 01:47 PM EST --
I think this is worth reading, So I am passing it on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, You . . . more
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June 05, 2007 12:02 PM EDT --
I wrote this poem some time ago, but was reminded of it when I heard some folks talking about those pretty purple flowers in the country ditches.
Pretty Posies
While riding in a car one day
With . . . more
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September 08, 2007 04:57 AM EDT --
Let's just say right from the start that yes, I have blond hair. I also have an undergraduate degree (3.9 GPA), and a master's degree (4.0), all from well-respected universities. I have studied . . . more
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June 29, 2007 02:04 PM EDT --
Most people of a certain age remember the days before fly spray in cans. There used to be to weapons used to combat flies, a fly swatter and flypaper. You can still buy those sticky strips, . . . more
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February 27, 2008 11:35 AM EST --
Decisions, Decisions!
I'm off to a good start this morning. I took my pills, fed Chatterbox, my sick old female cat, cleaned the cat boxes, filled my 7-day pill boxes - one for morning pills and . . . more
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June 11, 2008 10:24 AM EDT --
There's no mar gin when it comes to a gin g
No rearran gin g will stop this process
Arteries clog gin g, An gin a, grog gin ess
Acknowled gin g, a gin g . . . more
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March 08, 2008 10:26 AM EST --
I can't elope with him,
when you're the apple of my eye.
So, don't be a gooseberry green,
and hurt my feelings to make me cry.
Currant-ly, now, I'm dreaming, . . . more
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August 16, 2008 10:10 AM EDT --
This is just a bunch of jokes.
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No matter where you go, there you are.
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July 08, 2007 12:09 PM EDT --
I've come home from my night
Out on the town
turned on my computer
And with that put on a frown
Low and behold,
Gather is down
What will . . . more
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July 21, 2007 06:18 PM EDT --
Chiding children causes confusion, crying, cowering carefully ceasing
coveted connections, creating comparisons and concessions, committing
crazy conditions called clever but can carry convictions . . . more
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July 23, 2007 07:51 PM EDT --
When we look up in the sky
to see the lovely moon
Did you ever wonder why
some of it is gone so soon
Well, the part that is so shiny
The silvery . . . more
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August 17, 2007 10:37 AM EDT --
Week Three ~ Listing Ourselves: Laughter
Welcome Listing Ourselves members and all who have stumbled across this article. This is the third weekly session of "Listing Ourselves," . . . more
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April 28, 2008 03:12 AM EDT --
My children are all kids to me
I guess that they will always be
Even thought the youngest of the three
Is about to turn fifty three
So why am I smiling here
my lips curling . . . more
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October 01, 2007 10:19 AM EDT --
Anyone read Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum series of novels? If you haven’t, they are laugh out loud funny (all twelve). Think an almost ‘Lucy’ as a New Jersey . . . more
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June 28, 2008 12:55 PM EDT --
It is curious little items like this that make TV channel surfing interesting. Recently I surfed onto a program about the 'Little Ice Age", an event that lowered and fluctuated the temperature . . . more
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June 19, 2007 08:09 PM EDT --
Let's hear it for Carolyn Madden
Gosh, Faith, I'd totally forgotten that it's Carolyn's birthday. You wouldn't know it's her big day! Look at her! There . . . more
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July 09, 2007 02:37 PM EDT --
PERmit me to PERsonally
PERfect my little caPER
PepPERed by PERspective
proPERly on paPER
PERry was a shopPERr
with PERsonality
He PERmeated . . . more
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July 12, 2007 04:05 AM EDT --
Perhaps perfectly perfected perennials permitted periods of premature
picking perpetuated proper permanent perplexing permission personally
preventing persecution of persons, people or proprietors . . . more
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